i like eating pine treeeeeeeees
they taste so very niiiiiiiice
you like eating sex ringssssssssss
you should try and have a sliiiiiiiiiice

of my riiiiiiiice

I fucking love life at the moment dude. I have been working in a huge factory
where they load oil tankers going mentalist with a whole bunch of argies who
know nothing about england apart from manchester united. they worship you out
here. met a bird from salta. going to bang her.

I am a beef eating unit.

I´m going to try and hitch to paraguay soon across the psycho border and I will
smuggle salami in my bum.

glad to hear you´re keeping it real. you fucking gay fucker. I have many cool
ideas for us next term we´re going to rock the drama department, and although
my sexual tastes do not really cater for these kind for these kind of things,
I would love to wack on in mr singleton´s arse.

thinking of you mate. keep in touch