who am i? who the fuck are you?

Time:

7:10 pm.

Kemal and Orlaith? For fuck sake... As if it wasn't enough I had to watch last weeks eviction knowing it was going to be one of my three. And after Friday, it's going to be down to one of my three left... Strange that my favourites are always the most hated. True in life as much as in Big Brother (if there is indeed a difference). I'm so hungry and have been staring at the computer so long I'm actually geting dizzy. I need to go cook my last four sausages and some pasta...

(save me)

Subject:	whatever:
Time:	8:17 pm.

THREE NAMES YOU ARE CALLED:
1. andy
2. anarchist andy
3. kaney

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. kip (kutsey ikkle pup)
2. andyapples
3. onlychild

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the fact I wear my heart on my sleeve
2. my loyalty and willing ness to help out a friend
3. the fact my head moves at a million miles per second

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my low self-esteme
2. my sometime (ever rarer) inability to say 'no'
3. my apathy

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE(in order of amount)
1. Irish
2. Scotish
3. Norse

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. dirty old men
2. AIDS (premature death)
3. mushrooms and mayonaise

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. whatever my currant chocolate bar of choice is
2. fags
3. human contact (in that order)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pink nail varnish
2. two socks belonging to two different ex's
3. cashmere

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Patrick Wolf
2. Joni Mitchell
3. Tori Amos

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Tori Amos - Cooling
2. Blink 182 - Valentine
3. Patrick Wolf - Demolition

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: (stressing the try)
1. mild cross dressing
2. peyote/mescaline
3. making movies/music/collaberating

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. openness
2. chalange
3. versatility (in sex)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i was once bitten by a mexican harris hawk
2. i once snorted talcum powder thinking it was cocaine
3. i was one of eugene's boys

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. hide my feelings
2. moderate
3. stop talking when I'm stoned

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. the internet (sadly)
2. drinking (sadly)
3. living (i'm that bad...)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. smoke
2. eat
3. hang out with a friend

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. writing
2. working for an advertising company
3. acting

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Iceland
2. South America/Morocco (for my vision quest)
3. USA

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. raise a child
2. get published
3. live by the sea in a house I own

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Niamh
2. Not Charlie
3. You!

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